The runs

Give me twenty

Green

Sticky situations

Get in line

The Grinch

Blazing Skillets

Maraca-bye baby

Conversion

Fish sticks

Sorry I’m late

Egg head

Whiskey in the jar

Online dating

Dead wrong

Black Friday

Third person

First date

Isotope

Groupon

Be mine

Sock exchange

You don’t know jacked

Death row

Sisyphus

Zombie birthday

Costume

Spoiler

Trike

Viral video

Divorce

Resourcefulness

Temple

Under the sheets

Window of opportunity

Some Team Fortress Comics

My own worst enemy

Government shutdown drinking game

Wrap it up

Cliffhanger

Backhand

Gym dad

Fatal error

Hugs

Irrational

Daily living

Pizza

Toast

Nigerian Prince

Misty

Maybe because of the freakish hands

The musical date

Comparison

Block lettering

Time flies

Anythings possible

Mutant ninja turtle

Bandits

Label your axes

Impress the ladies

The biology professor

Beer goggles

Doritos

Age spots

Happens all the damn

Rise and shine

Arrears

Garage sale

Wheelie bad service

Burrito

No strings attached

God hates Jazz

Sense of humor

Dog doo

Snip snip

Isnt it ironic

Made of money

Temptation

The celebrity

Layman’s terms

Motherhood

Just using the sink

Behind the panels

Achoo

Sneaky linguistic secret

Senior special

Egg race

Brotherhood of man

Fortune cookie

Hot date

Truth and dare

Fast food

Uhoh

Cleanliness

Birthday

Hot skillet

Spell out your future

Spider

Last resort

Couch cats

When I die

Applause at movie theaters

Patchwork

All you need is lava

For better or Worcestershire

Beergut

Live album

Hair today gone tomorrow

The secret formula

Pissing contest

Self destruct

Special delivery

Seeing pink

Immediate success

Pipe problems

The pits 

Passover comic

Office wars

Scientific breakthrough

Rock solid

Your base is under attack!

Manischewitz

Roses

Ken’s dilemma

Bear bar

Amateur skateboarder

First it giveth

Getting some grub

Bad bandana

New look

Don Pizarro

Swear to God

Artist nose best

Eat and greet

Special sauce

Good grief

Hot and cold

Shoot for the stars

Friends in high places

Zombie scarecrow

Totally true origin stories

In reverse

Shot down

It puts the chocolate on the skin

One person’s trash

Pedal to the metal

Lacking

Sweet talk

Spotsman

Clowns

Whiskers

Living the dream