Turbosloth http://www.turbosloth.net Fri, 18 May 2012 10:06:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Acronym Appreciation (No Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1233 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1233#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1233 I feel a Magic School bus joke coming on, so I should leave before everyone yells CARLOS!

]]> I feel a Magic School bus joke coming on, so I should leave before everyone yells CARLOS!

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1233 0 Lack Of Progress (No Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1232 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1232#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1232 You heard the man! Commence the next wave of email barrages! People love those, right?

]]> You heard the man! Commence the next wave of email barrages! People love those, right?

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1232 0 Math Is Fun! (No Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1231 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1231#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1231 What's worse than math jokes and puns combined? Math puns.

]]> What's worse than math jokes and puns combined? Math puns.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1231 0 Jokes That Are Probably Too Retro For You To Understand (No Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1230 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1230#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1230 I honestly don't know how I even remember fraggle rock, since I was born in 1987. Must have been on VHS or something.

]]> I honestly don't know how I even remember fraggle rock, since I was born in 1987. Must have been on VHS or something.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1230 0 First World Problem Solver (2 Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1229 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1229#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1229 Much better to buy this than to just pay attention to your USB cable orientation when plugging it in. Yep.

]]> Much better to buy this than to just pay attention to your USB cable orientation when plugging it in. Yep.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1229 2 Dirty Mouth (1 Comment) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1228 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1228#comments Mon, 07 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1228 Not to mention you could blow bubbles on command. I'm pretty sure that would come in handy.

]]> Not to mention you could blow bubbles on command. I'm pretty sure that would come in handy.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1228 1 When Life Gives You Lemons (No Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1227 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1227#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1227 Making lemonade is also quite inefficient. You're better off just eating the lemon whole so you use the whole thing. Like the Native Americans, or something.

]]> Making lemonade is also quite inefficient. You're better off just eating the lemon whole so you use the whole thing. Like the Native Americans, or something.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1227 0 All Men Are Liars (1 Comment) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1226 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1226#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1226 Then the dentist hands you the crappy toothbrush of shame. He knows the truth.

]]> Then the dentist hands you the crappy toothbrush of shame. He knows the truth.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1226 1 The Scent Of Authenticity (1 Comment) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1225 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1225#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1225 At least this went better than the pre-skidmarked briefs.

]]> At least this went better than the pre-skidmarked briefs.

]]> http://www.turbosloth.net/?feed=rss2&p=1225 1 Didn’t Do His Research (No Comments) http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1224 http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1224#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Ben http://www.turbosloth.net/?p=1224 I was surprised to see that it wasn't a dangerous desert but actually a very financially successful city.

]]> I was surprised to see that it wasn't a dangerous desert but actually a very financially successful city.

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